June 17th, 2013
May 29th, 2013
January 28th, 2013

No. No, I don’t want my boyfriend to buy me new shoes. No, I don’t want my boyfriend to buy me a new haircut. I just want my boyfriend to want to be my boyfriend.

December 28th, 2012




Parrot caught singing let the bodies hit the floor

I was so done when it whispered…I would shit bricks if I heard that when I got up to get a drink in the middle of the night…

“Let the bodies hit the….FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!!!”

(via styrofoamsouls-deactivated20130)

December 25th, 2012

Whelp, there goes pretending that the stories of King Arthur weren’t all tragedies.

I suppose I might as well go read all about the real Lancelot/Gwen affair. And the betrayal by Gawain. And the death of good knights.

Hell, I might as well go read all about the part where Merlin is betrayed by his lover into a coma.

Let’s throw in the part about Morgana, and the real blood relation there, too, why don’t we?

Yet some men say in many parts of England that King Arthur is not dead, but had by the will of our Lord Jesu into another place; and men say that he shall come again, and he shall win the holy cross.
Thomas Malory, Le Morte d’Arthur
December 24th, 2012
  • Me: Logging onto my dash.
  • Me: sdfjsafoisi45f57sa78dfj2342345igh769a98ofhsifhsoif!!!!!!!!!!1111!!........
  • Me:
  • Me: Merlin finale. Fuck my life.
November 9th, 2012
November 5th, 2012

Losing my shit over “Lover At Last.”

No. Really. Can it be March?