Parrot caught singing let the bodies hit the floor
I was so done when it whispered…I would shit bricks if I heard that when I got up to get a drink in the middle of the night…
“Let the bodies hit the….FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!!!”
No. No, I don’t want my boyfriend to buy me new shoes. No, I don’t want my boyfriend to buy me a new haircut. I just want my boyfriend to want to be my boyfriend.
I suppose I might as well go read all about the real Lancelot/Gwen affair. And the betrayal by Gawain. And the death of good knights.
Hell, I might as well go read all about the part where Merlin is betrayed by his lover into a coma.
Let’s throw in the part about Morgana, and the real blood relation there, too, why don’t we?
No. Really. Can it be March?